
Asked the caddy
Jeff was 29 over par coming into the last hole; he had landed a fleet of golf balls in the water hazard, and dug himself into a trench fighting his way out of the rough. When Jeff finally landed on the green he was faced with a downhill 10 foot putt. He turns to his caddy and asked him:
"What way do you think its breaking?”.
The caddy replied. "What’s the difference?"